Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Introducing.........Niall


4 Comments:
you have way too much time on your hands!
 

Dont mention the trans-gender monkeys of questionable hygeine. Its a touchy (no pun intended) subject
 

Red Cons - €50
Fake charity bands in Derry - €2
Pubic Lice Cream - €8
Bail - €6,000,000
Library Fine - €0 (Thanks Aunty!)
Computer Stuff - €53467858999578447856796
Rice, Peas, Bacon - 50c
Loss of Dunshaughlin Accent - €30/session
Ability to make stuff up when he doesnt actually know the answer - Priceless
 

born son of Ciaran. Born son of Tish. Known as the man from Dunshaughlin. Known as the man with no Donegal accent. Has an ability to develop small facts of information that one would question the validity of. Notions are his forté. Not alone does he have a flavour for dairy products, but a flavour for Dublin women, all 2 of them. Who is he ? A legend ? An article of history ? A monument of knowledge ? A pillar of thought ? Bill Gates of the future ? Who is he i ask you ? And i tell you...Niall.
PS - Bring your mossy net, it'l protect your bum !
 

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